Movie quotes (VI)

Desta vez dedicadas à televisão.

Oh man... I'm preety!
My glasses, I can't be seen without my glasses.
But enough about me, let's talk about you... What do you think of ME?!?!?!?!
Johnny Bravo, em Johnny Bravo

What's up doc?
Bugs Bunny

Doh!
Homer Simpson, em The Sipmpsons

Eat my shorts!
Bart Simpson, em The Simpsons

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.
Michelle (de La Resistance), em Allo Allo

It is I, Leclerc!
Leclerc, em Allo Allo

For God sake Bree... You're a woman, manipulate is what we do.
Gabrielle, em Desperate Housewives

- Money can't buy happiness.
- Sure it can! That's just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.
Sister Mary e Gabrielle, em Desperate Housewives

What else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor, I need to know.
Dr. House, em House

- Could pain medication cause an orgasm?
- I wish!
Drª. Cameron e Dr. House, em House

-So, does all this - the tent, flowers - mean that we're serious?
- Quite definitely not. I do this for all the girls I meet on deserted islands.
Shanon e Sayd, em LOST

- You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
- You first.
Ana Lucia e Sawyer, em LOST